Hi,
My first blog post.
The Toulouse Crew is a wholesome flat. Named after a humble
cat and upheld by domestic principles: cleaning, cooking and baking.
Yes the girls talk at turbo speed a side effect of their
addiction to The Gilmore Girls and Ronan dresses to the word of the great ASOS.
Yes ASOS. Ronan loves ASOS.
Every so often (very often) the mail man will deliver an
ASOS parcel at 7.30am to the Toulouse Crew Door with a delightful package for
Ronan.
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| 7am package delivery-- never for me |
He claims these are shirts, shoes or bumper bags from the
site of gods.
This is all a fallacy.
In reality these packages are a tactical cover up for the
brutal, bad-ass and bone fide gang -- Broad’s Bastards.
Ronan created this monstrosity on completion of his biology degree. His love for all things genetically modified led him to the
creation of the latest wonder drug.
‘Ronan’s Roulette’
Each leaf contains a different hard drug. Heroin, Cocaine,
Acid, Ecstasy and a mega leaf (all four combined). You cannot tell which leaf
has which drug thus the roulette.
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| Ronan's real life story |
Each ASOS package is actually stacks of cash or packages of
this drug.
Do things make sense now? That’s why Ronan buys ASOS, that’s
why he studies so hard, that’s where he goes at night.
I may have said too much but the world needs to know the
terror behind this face.
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| High on himself |
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| Ronan I hope you will still love me after this |
-- Nathahahalie xo
Finally the truth is revealed. I am even more disgusted by Ronan's ASOS habit now. Not only carbon footprinting up a storm but augmenting an international drug cartel as well...Christchurch just became East Side Baltimore.
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